Like some dude decided that instead of placing a ridiculously small amount of produce in there, he was going to place his unique weapon in there, because we all know that guys who are in the business of storing produce in barrels are the same guys who are getting the unique weapons.Īnd then, when we’re inevitably disappointed by the five potatoes or whatever that we end up finding, do we take all five of them? Nope! Because there’s a voice in our head somewhere that’s like, SUPER-against having too much produce weighing us down when there’s all these awesome unique weapons to find. In our travels, we run into barrels more than anything, and we always look inside of them, because somewhere inside us there’s an optimist who just knows in his heart that THIS barrel’s gonna be the one that has that ultra-rare weapon in it instead of five heads of cabbage. We Grab A Few Pieces Of Food From Barrels But Not All And why are all the mages so freakin’ hostile? Like, cool it, wizards! 2. It’s like “Ahh! A fireball!? They can see me? How?! But I’m always sneak…why am I not sneaking?” It’s like I’m taking comfort in the fact that I’m always sneaking but then at the last second I get impatient about not being able to sprint anymore, and then, at that exact second, an Ice Mage Apprentice strolls around the corner like the smug creeper that he is. The other super crappy thing about this is how often I realize that I wasn’t sneaking.
Worst part is, rarely, if ever, does it help us outside of dungeons, because wolves apparently possess more incredible senses than any other living creature and are totally immune to the effects of sneak, and attack us anyway. I’m not sure if it’s that we love the feeling of being all stealth, or we’re just down to break the game and get points in Sneak, but whatever it is, the slight dip in speed we take for basically crouching all around Skyrim is not enough to deter us. Let’s get the easy one out of the way first. I’ve figured us all out, and now, almost as a therapy for myself, let’s take a look at the top ten things we all do in Skyrim but are too embarrassed to admit.
Oh, perhaps we notice, somewhere, tucked far back inside our subconscious minds all the weird and embarrassing things we do, but for the most part, we keep these things to ourselves. We all love it, and yet, we are all in denial.
If you’re reading this, odds are you have been, as well. So I’ve been playing Skyrim for the past two weeks, you guys.
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